Jennifer Lopez at the Oscars – a rant:

UH. Why the hell was Jennifer Lopez and her HUGE bun sitting front and center at the Oscars?

3 reasons she should’ve been sitting in the nosebleeds:
-Monster-in-Law
-Gigli
-Maid in Manhattan

What a jackass.

Anyways, turn this on and you’ll be dancing like it’s a Friday night:
Listen to me.

I LOVE YOU,

B