The perfect card for girls with Daddy issues: Oh the funny things you find at Harmons.

No, my Dad’s card would say Happy Father’s Day in Spanish and say this:

Dear Pops,

Feliz Papi’s Day. I hope that you are having a great time globe wondering with Mami. Wish jew were here. Dinner date when you stop pretending to be Latin American and come home to visit me.

Love & Besos,

Peanut