Me normally:



Me thinking about giving up sugar for lent:
*and by staying in shape, I mean getting in shape


I want to do it cause it’s like, good for you ‘n stuff

Day 1 no sugar – thoughts all day

Day 2 – no words

I can’t liiiiiiive if living is without you!

(would you really? I mean, I will be ready in like, FIVE MINUTES!)

DO I? DO I, CHELSEA HANDLER? I’ll show you!


Look, even Oprah believes in me

I will make sure to keep you all posted.


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